Until I broke…wailed to the world that I was in love with him. And he gave me the long list of reasons why it would never happen.

The closet door flew open with a thwack and the knob broke through the drywall. My sweet, docile BigHairyIssues paused in the doorframe, poised to pounce.

So I did what every girl facing Mutiny From Within does.

I quit school.

They began to drool profusely. The littlest one hopped up and down in anticipation.